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Hash 111
S3H3#111 FRIDAY October 16th of October 233th Anniversary of the Execution of Marie Antoinette Gentlemen, This Friday, Pineapple Whore carries the weight of District 7 on his shoulders while you bastards run all over it. Our commitment to being a men’s hash is apparently so excessive that we’ve...
Hash 110
S3H3#110 FRIDAY October 3rd *O.J. Simpson Verdict and german reunification day A day that truly celebrates freedom from injustice. OJ Simpson being found innocent! A reminder that "if the glove doesn't fit you must acquit" is a good defense for allegations of condom use. Oh and some wall fell down...
Hash 109
S3H3#109 National Korean Fried Chicken in D7 Run Friday, September 18th, 2026 7:30pm It’s D7. Phu My Hung. We’ll be running around. Lots of rain is forecast. Bring ponchos. It’s gonna be awesome. See you there. A to B trail: A point (meet up): Family Mart...
Hash 108
S3H3 #108 D4 Virgin Territory There is a special, unhinged brand of madness reserved exclusively for those who believe a Friday evening in Saigon ought to begin not with a civilized martini in a polished rooftop lounge, but by sprinting blind through the darkened, steaming, labyrinthine alleys of...
Hash 107
S3H3#107 National Men’s Grooming Day Friday, August 21st, 2026 7:30pm The Groomers' Delight. Right guys - time to leave your dicks alone for a few hours as we navigate the leafy avenues of districts 1 and 3 in order to celebrate all things grooming. Starting and finishing at our favorite InSaigong...
Hash 106
Sophisticated Sirs of Saigon Run #106: Rooftops and Riversides Friday August 7 Who needs a ladies' night? This week due to unimaginable circumstances, Gobblin’ King is neither drinking nor attempting to get the harriettes of Saigon wet and wasted. Instead, he will be meandering through the hems of...
Hash 105
S3H3#105 - International Tequila Day Calling all Sophisticated Sirs for what promises to be an epic Run #105 on which we will be celebrating International Tequila Day! What better way to celebrate the return of several of our esteemed Sirs from their respective debaucherous excursions than a...
Hash 104
Gentleman of the S3H3 Run #104 Friday Jul 10 This Friday, we boldly go where Sophisticated Sir has gone before – Bình Thanh. Expect wild trails, questionable signage, and guaranteed beer/alcohol at the end. This week’s trail is A to B, starting from a bussy Điện Biên Phủ, and ending at a...
Hash 103
S3H3#103 Eastward Bound Friday, June 26th, 2026 7:30pm Eastward ho, off we go,Through backstreets that few locals know.Cold beer awaits at the end of the trail,If not, we’ll blame the hare and send him to jail. This week’s adventure starts at a friendly little bar in District 10 where the drinks...
Hash 102
S3H3#102 Superman Day in D7 Run Friday, June 12th, 2026 7:30pm 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, HeavenAll true hashers go to D7Some fly eastSome fly westSome might say Pineapple Whore’s trails are the best! And speaking of flying: “Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Pineapple Whore at it, again (pronounce:...
Hash 101
*S3H3#101 The Pizza Party TrailFriday, 29th May, 2026 7:30pm* Join us for a start of summer work out! Starting at Bittersweet Brewery, Epstein street, Thu Duc. Wet your whistles with one of Saigon’s lesser known brewers, before dodging a few flooded canals on the queso for a feast! Call it a pub...
Hash 100
S3H3#100 Piss Bath's Meh Vung Tau Trip (Centennial Run in Vung Tau) SATURDAY, 16th May, 2026 4:30pm Piss Bath was a lazy cunt who couldn't provide a write up in time for run #100. Meh. Who cares. Its run #100. A to A trail: A point (meet up)28 Thi Sách, Vũng Tàu, Hồ Chí Minh 78000,...
Hash 99
S3H3#99 International Workers Day run Friday, 1st May, 2026 7:30pm Join your fellow hashers this Friday, May 1st, for a celebration of the working class full of hems, beer stops, and ‘hm hm’ workers of the fairer gender. As a sophisticated sir this is a significant day of celebration to honor...