S3H3#105 – International Tequila Day
Calling all Sophisticated Sirs for what promises to be an epic Run #105 on which we will be celebrating International Tequila Day! What better way to celebrate the return of several of our esteemed Sirs from their respective debaucherous excursions than a drunken jaunt through the streets of our fair city, generously lubricated with beer and tequila?
Friday July 24th
A to B run starting from Sông – Seafood & Grill – 39 Đ. Số 38, Khu phố 1, An Khánh
https://maps.app.goo.gl/5hNkBkuK5epzUv8z8
No bag drop or mules, so pack light
Walk: ~3km
Run: ~6km
Beer stop(s): Yes
Pre-Lube: 5:30pm or whenever
Start: 7:15pm circle for pack away at 7:30pm sharp
Run fee: VND100k for circle beers, beer stops, pre-Lube and On-After, PAYG (pay as you go) or split the bills, TBD
Hare: Tastes Great
Run #105 was a welcome return for many hashers with a solid turn out of 9 long term hash legends including 4 runners and 5 walkers. Hashers who arrived late included Gobblin King (the handsome devil) and our Dear Leader Piss Bath (as is customary).
As the walking hare writing this report sober I can report that all the mishaps were entirely the fault of the running hare, Tastes Great. He actually made runners run and they did a lot closer to 8k than the 4k that was promised. Not only that – he made sure they drank plenty of local tequila made from the pristine waters of the Saigon River and its canals. The run itself was long the hems of riverside of Tran Nao in An Khanh.
In circle many historic changes and charges occurred. Firstly, Inspector Gobshite sat on his phone like a Gen Z kid rhe whole circle, the hares were charged at least 5 times, and Sir Fancypants was welcomed to his first S3H3 hash in Saigon and honored for his role as Safari Hash #3 bwana.
Most importantly though, Our Beloved Dear Leader, Glory to his Name, Piss Bath announced his upcoming departure to Dubai. KKK offered some helpful advice about filipina ladyboys and hashing there. We cheered to our leader and he gave a brief inspirational speech thanking and cheering on the Sirs to 1000 runs.
Piss Bath hand-picked Tastes Great as the new GM ahead of this years usual AGPU and we unanimously decided this an apt punishment for his crimes on trail today.
The King is Dead, Long Live the King!
However, speaking of royalty and the hash… Prince Andrew, our Cock of Shame was yet again kidnapped! After a brief investigation and 5 cavity searches, no a single cock was found. Tastes Great was given a cocktail of shame in a glass instead… as he was the last responsible member. But as it turns out… KKK was guilty of the crime.
Be prepared for your next trail you golfing desert rat, I’ll see you in court.