S3H3#107 National Men’s Grooming Day
Friday, August 21st, 2026 7:30pm
The Groomers’ Delight. Right guys – time to leave your dicks alone for a few hours as we navigate the leafy avenues of districts 1 and 3 in order to celebrate all things grooming. Starting and finishing at our favorite InSaigong you can expect a 4.5km walk or a 6.5km run. All cunningly synchronized to meet at the same beer stop at the same time. Please be ready to share your grooming stories and possibly make some new ones. Bring your own grooming products.
A to A trail:
A point (meet up): In SaiGong https://maps.app.goo.gl/6y2WAYLnm7B2aCjt7
🏃♂️ Walk: 4.5 km
Run: 6.5 km
Beer stop included
📅 Check-In: 7pm for alcoholic libations and general horseplay
🚀 Departure: 7:30pm
🐰 Hare: Cock-A-Leaky
💰 Hash Cash:
Yes, you should bring Hash Cash.
On On! 🍻🏃♂️
Write-up from the last run:
A small, but hardy group of hashers turned up at InSaigong for the evening’s debauchery. After some pre-run libations, most of the group headed out for the run, with Shellfish Dog and Joran (don’t know if that’s how it’s spelled), a virgin, decided to stay back and guard the A site.
After a brief circle at which the resident ladyboys declined to join the run, the pack, staunchly avoiding the ladyboys’ siren song, set out. Walking hare responsibility was bestowed upon Broken Seal, who immediately failed as he left Dick Pic, Pineapple Whore, and Just Jesse behind, all of whom were never to be seen on trail again. The runners were KKK and Tastes Great, led by the hare CockaLeaky, and I say ‘led by’ because his flour markings, numerous though they were, were all but impossible to follow. The markings were laid for 2km to the beer stop and then…that was it. No more markings. For the rest of the run, it was ‘follow me’ for a loop back to the beer stop. And from there on in, it was ‘just go back to A’. For this shocking abdication of his responsibility, the hare was not even appropriately punished due to his early rise for work the next morning. Suffice to say, he has more down downs coming.
Broken Seal turned up to the beer stop without his charges, of course, but disappeared shortly thereafter. Likewise, Pineapple Whore never made it back. Kudos to Dick Pic and Just Jesse for creating a walking trail and their own beer stops and making it back to the A site. The circle was brief, regularly interrupted by the bar girls coming to check on KKK ‘to make sure he was ok’. Mike and Joran further disgraced themselves by refusing to accept the Cock of Shame for having blown off the run to sit and drink whiskey all night. Karma will find them. On On to the next run!