S3H3#97 Mystery Hare Run
Friday, April 17th, 2026 7:30pm
A to A trail: https://share.google/pyKP1i7OMkZCPEUau
A point (meet up): Rooster Bar Bui Vien
🏃♂️ Walk: 5km
Run: 5km
Beer stop included
📅 Check-In: 7pm – You can come early and drink some bia
🚀 Departure: 7:30pm
🐰 Hare: ???? Mystery Hare ????
💰 Hash Cash:
• Circle beer 100K per dude/ solo bills at dinner. Bring cash.
On On! 🍻🏃♂
On the eve of April 17, hashers assembled for a hash without a hare. The night started promptly at 830, over an hour late due to us enjoying the sights of hot ladies, backpackers, and the cool crisp Rooster Bia we were enjoying at their Bui Vien location.
The hash started with Gobblin King taking the crew on a wild maze of the shady hems of Bui Vien – until he was chased out by a tight fisted, angry, intimidating, territorial 7 year old girl who informed us we were going the wrong way. We continued on to cross Pham Ngu Lao and enjoy a 7-ELEVEn beer stop where a very cute lady was waving us down a dark alley with her extraordinarily large hands.
We unwisely decided to move on the trail with Dick Pic leading the pack back to the location of our second AGPU- Halens Indian Curry. We then realized it had changed location to a spot nearby the river and continued onwards. Upon our arrival it was clear this was no longer a dine in restaurant but their friendly owner Gotun welcomed as to his new home and remembered our reputation as fun loving gents from before. Dick Pic and Gobblin King went to grab beer while we left Piss Bath in charge of food – hoping he would order enough.
We were not disappointed when, upon our return, Gotun regaled us with dozens of free papadoms. And then began bringing our the enormous feast that Piss Bath had ordered as if we were double the people.
As we feasted, circle went on. I was charged for ummm… something from Piss Bath but it was clearly a false charge. Piss Bath received the Cock of Shame, “King Charles” for being the only hasher present who didnt hare. He received a tasty concoction of korma, mint chutney, masala, rogan josh, and Sapporo… that he could not finish. The circle ended with reminders for next hash and suggestions for the assistant haberdashery that our haberdashery for life shall inform him of.
Total trail distance: 5k
Attendees: Piss Bath, Gobblin King (hare), Dick Pic (hare)