S3H3#89: Happy New Hash Year in D7
Friday 9th of January
See
You
Friday
Trail for walkers: 3-4km
Trail for runners: 7-8km
A point: University 7/11
https://maps.app.goo.gl/fjiVMsympGWL9fdN7
B point: Mystery!
š Check-In: 7:15pm
š Departure: 7:30pm
š° Hares: Pineapple Whore
š° Hash Cash:
– Dinner PAYG
– 100k trail
On On! š»
S3H3#89 – Run Report ā Happy New Hash Year in D7, Date: 09/01/2026
With the New Year still fresh and resolutions already forgotten, the hash assembled at one of S3H3ās most beloved and dependable watering holes: the 7-Eleven. True to form, the hashers began āwarming upā immediately by tanking away plenty of beer, clearly understanding that liquid calories are essential fuel for a 9 km run.
The athletic legends present included Just Zoltan, Kinky Jesus, Cocktail Fail, I Couldnāt Come, Frisky Business, Pineapple Whore, Gobblinā King, Chemically Castrated, Tootsie Robinson, Three Shitty Tits, Python in Ya Beaver, visitor Free Black Cockta (all the way from Siberia), and the legendary Mr Bean, co-founder of Koh Phangan Hash House Harriers. Overseeing the chaos, as always, was our illustrious Grand Master, Piss Bath.
The walking trail thoughtfully mirrored the running trail, with the small adjustment that the āless ableā hashers mysteriously found a shortcut that delivered them to the beer stop first. Pure coincidence, of course.
Like characters straight out of Chariots of Fire (but sweatier and significantly less graceful), the hashers ran on faith aloneāconfident that a beer stop must exist somewhere, otherwise what would be the point? Led by Hare Pineapple Whore, the pack charged bravely through the streets of D7, weaving through hįŗ»ms (narrow lanes), dodging oncoming traffic, and confidently entering areas that Google Maps refuses to acknowledge. Against all odds, we survived the night intact and eventually arrived at Point B, where beers were raised in celebration.
Taste Great, who arrived fashionably late (a recurring hash theme), completed the trail and joined us just in time for the circle.
At this point, unfinished business was addressed. Just Zoltan, hare of S3H3 #88, had somehow escaped namingāuntil now. After a detailed investigation into his fondness for young ladies and the girlie bars of Pasteur Street, justice was served. He was baptised and officially named āThe Mongarian.ā Welcome properly to the S3H3.
The evening also marked a farewell to I Couldnāt Come, who is moving on to new pastures. We wish him the best of luck on his next adventure and trust he will still somehow live up to his name.
On-on, and Happy New Hash Year! šŗ